ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

ur mum

ur mum is ur mum

ur mum is sus she went to the body shop

by lovetodie June 19, 2023

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke

"what the fuck are you looking at" "your mum"

by aliyah arnold March 25, 2023

Ur mum

Emily.

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum

by Big Mac attacker falguni May 2, 2024

UR MUM

IS IT JUST ME OR IS YOUR MUM LOOKING KINDA THICCCCC

UR MUM LOOKING VERY THICC

by haha,your,mum,go,brrrrrrrr November 29, 2021

Ur mum

Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you

Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?

Person 2:Ur mum

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.

Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..

Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.

by Mommy Milkiess December 6, 2021