Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011

Hangover twinkies

The day after drinking shits essentially. But In this case your stomach hurts very bad and you frequently run to the bathroom to diarreah dump. More over this is after you drink steel reserve or icehouse edge specifically

Troy: aww man I'm gonna be late to work!
David: what's the matter man you got the hangover Twinkies! Haha
Troy: (shit sounds echoing in toilet)
David: he he he I gotta run man, later

by Hatingthisday August 18, 2017

Twinkie tumbler

a twinkie tumbler is a lonely desperate man, with no standards, who will penetrate up to a half ton of fat attached to a vagina with his cream filled twinkie.

Jordan Koenegro = a Twinkie tumbler

by Spartn March 25, 2010

Twinkie Hole

1. The hole on the bottom of a twinkie where the cream filling goes in.

2. What a girls ass looks like when you cum in it

I gave that bitch a twinkie hole

by skipunk August 25, 2004

pop a twinkie

to cum, or bust a nut,

damn, that gurl suckin my dick so hard i'm bout to pop a twinkie!

by suki~laa July 29, 2006

Cajun Twinkie

Lickin' muff when Aunt Flo's in town.

I was surprised she didn't tell me about bad timing, but I'm always down for giving the ladies a Cajun Twinkie.

by Nutcracker Kate January 26, 2011

Pearl Twinkie

When one man ejaculates onto another man's penis.

Ben pulled out jizzed all over Roger's massive cock. Roger thanked Ben for the pearl twinkie.

by Reedus March 19, 2010