turtle jiz

code name for beer usally bud light

Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.

by N Kasper August 24, 2008

Turtle Shell

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!

by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.

I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.

by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010

Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011

Yeet yeet turtle wurtle

When you see a turtle “yeet yeet turtle wurtle!”

(In a park and you see a turtle) YEET YEET TURTLE WURTLE OVER THERE DADDY!

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017