tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

by oracle March 12, 2004

you tube

A site where you can watch short clips of people and things.

girl 1 : Hey,I went on www.youtube.com and I saw this german kid go nuts over his computer.

girl 2 : Cool,I'm going to go watch it tonight.

girl 3 : were you talking about you tube? It's awesome!

by Amber Smith May 13, 2006

Noob Tube

A gaming term for an under-mounted grenade launcher such as the M203 or any other kind of launched explosive (RPG, Thumper, etc) used in first person shooter games such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Use of such a weapon to get kills is considered 'cheap', since it requires very little skill to use. 'Noob' is a term for a newcomer to a game, and is used as an insult in gaming communities.

Damn, that noob got me with his noob tube for the eighth time this round!

by ecyrblim April 10, 2010

fuck tube

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.

Dave: So mate, do you think you'll get any action tonight?
Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!

by Ball Bag February 21, 2006

tube light

Someone who doesn't get a statement, be it a joke or anything else.

He's such a tube light...doesn't get anything!

by Juhi August 23, 2006

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

Tube Girl

An annoying girl in public transport filming herself (secondhand embarrassment)

"Omg, Chloe look over there, it's a TUBE GIRL, but don't make it obvious" *WHIPS HEAD AROUND WITH THEIR PHONE,FILMING WITH FLASH (secondhand embarrassment include)*

by Xoxo_Fae September 29, 2023