Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015

French Trombone

A paperclip

Hey, we ran out of staples, can you hand me a french trombone?

by UndyingSolon October 19, 2015

crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.

After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.

by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009

Rusty Trombone

When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.

My girl played my trombone last night. My Rusty Trombone!

by lollios December 14, 2014

Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

by Minkenator July 21, 2017

giant trombone

a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip

"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

Scratchy Trombone

A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.

So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?

by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009