The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 03, 2020
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French Trombone

Hey, we ran out of staples, can you hand me a french trombone?
by UndyingSolon September 03, 2015
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crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.
After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.
by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009
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Scratchy Trombone

A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.
So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?
by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009
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giant trombone

a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip
"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"
by tina miller March 21, 2007
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Rusty Trombone

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.
by Minkenator July 21, 2017
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Rusty Trombone

When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.
My girl played my trombone last night. My Rusty Trombone!
by lollios December 14, 2014
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