the damn train

What CJ had to follow

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

by SomePersonOnUrbDic June 30, 2021

Tube-Trained

The state of having effectively spent enough time on the popular site, YouTube, in order to learn or acquire an idea of how to attempt some sort of skill.

1)The skill may have not been "learned," but the person may still feel that they can do it.

2)The skill may have actually been
mastered due to hours and hours of practicing and YouTubing

Friend: DUDE WE GOTTA GO FREE RUNNING! NOW!

Me: No, seriously? You don't know how.

Friend: MAN come one! I saw it on youtube, duh. It's SO easy.

Me: You're Tube-Trained eh? Ready to jump off that building right over there?

Friend: HELL YEAH. Then we can breakdance.

by zoowee January 19, 2009

bob train

a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."

Matthew and his friends decided to go back to the hotel and form a bob train.

by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010

Dookie Train

A Dookie Train is another way of saying you have to take a massive dump since it will take so long.

Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"

Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."

Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"

by Clingbo1 August 11, 2010

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.

"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"

by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 17, 2019

Rubber train

The act of simultaneously stimulating the anus and the penis by means of rubber dildo and rubber pocket pussy.

Jake: hey man what are you up to?

Ben: nawww man not much just got off the rubber train in my shower.

by Ballsinyourmouth12 June 12, 2013