touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

ass touching

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017

No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019

Knees touching view

The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.

That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020

Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!

When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus

by Hippiechef February 2, 2023

Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.

Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.

by Spencer's father February 9, 2023

emotionally touching

what the jerusalem wall will bring you

i can feel it myself

Everyone, the Jerusalem Wall(especially if your a United States resident) will bring an emotionally touching and even permanent impact on your heart

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023