OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

Tooth

It's something in your mouth that's hard and white

My tooth just fell out

by Beef Noodles July 17, 2012

toothbutt

When you kiss someone who is either really drunk or just a bad kisser, they approche too fast thus headbutting you with their teeth

i was with this chick last night and there were hands all over. only problem is she split my f**king lip with a well placed toothbutt

by HarrySte October 7, 2007

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Toothbrushing

An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it

See definition of Toothbrushing

by msonning April 15, 2010

Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.

"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".

by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011