Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!

Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him

by Prideus April 10, 2019

Tony

A really great guy to hang out with but sometimes a little bit cocky. He usually enjoys video games and is really pretty. He's really funny and really appreciates favours, even if it's a small one. Often has blueish eyes and dark hair. An absolute sweetheart and a great guy to know, especially when you are down. Brightens up your day and never fails.

Girl: What's his name?
Guy: His name is Tony.

by _x5 May 22, 2018

Tony

That nigga that lives near rite aid and never answers the phone when his niggas wanna talk

Tony, god fucking damn it

by Deeznuts, mane April 10, 2020

Tony

Aka a simp or TobyFag, also tends to be very corrupt and exhibits signs of faggotness

“C’mon man don’t be a Tony.”

“That guy is a real Tony.”

“Tobyfag.”

by westonbear4 April 20, 2020

Tony

Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.

Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony

Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.

by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020

Tony

Tony is a wild beast from East Asia. He mainly feeds of beans and kidney stones. He loves to eat a tiger.

He is such a Tony

by krazycreations June 4, 2020

Tony

The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”

Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.

by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020