Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?
by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 14, 2011
1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 24, 2010
by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
by GlazeHer October 29, 2013
by notactuallyme May 03, 2009
A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
by Overell1338 September 12, 2008