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thompson family

The most boring family you will ever meet. Reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. Gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there crap. Also they are duds.
If you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive
by Niceman34566 May 6, 2017
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thompson jr high

a junior high school in Bakerfield, CA where the dress code is always enforced because the principal acts like guys could get aroused when they see a girl's legs or shoulders, which causes a lack of individuality; the dances there are full of bad ass kids who like to run around like they ain't go no goddamn home training; everyday, there is a ratchet ass fight outside the school. The only thing that's good there is the food.....
there's a fight after school at Thompson jr high!!!
by EATMYASS101 July 8, 2017
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Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.
"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"
by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018
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Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019
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Thompsoned

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.
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Thompson

Someone who is addicted to gay porn but denies it
They search a man orgi on pornhub and get caught out by the friend but deny it.
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*
by Jodyisavreet August 7, 2020
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Thompson

A fat waste of space who hits women and lives in a filthy house
Look at him over there he's such a Thompson
by Nickreef September 6, 2020
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