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Stewed Tomatoes

Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.

My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
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Tomato queen

A boss ass bitch who rules all tomatoes (people). She is queen and people bow down to this bitch.
Omg she is slaying. She is a tomato queen
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Virginia tomato

When you have sex with a girl on her period untill your balls are coated in blood and then tea bag her
Him: Dude, I gave my girl a Virginia tomato last night.

Me: that's nasty dude.
by Hachetman86 February 25, 2021
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tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”
by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019
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Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.
Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!
by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015
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Tomatoe head

The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty
Jimmy! Stop being such a tomatoe head!! That's why your dad left you.
by Taehyungs Cute<3 March 19, 2021
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Tomato Gang

An ancient form of religion formed by middle schoolers, was abandoned many years ago by the creators.
Initiation: Steal a tomato from the cafeteria and rub someones elbow
by FakeSosaGreenBean November 12, 2019
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