Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

sleep token

a British anonymous mixed genre (metal based) band with a lead singer named Vessel and 3 other band members (ii,iii,iv are there names)

"what are you listening to?" "oh, I am listening to sleep token!"

by sleeptokenfan November 12, 2023

token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

token fuck

Getting a good token fuck is when sister James fucks you nice and hard in the ass leaving a token shape in your asshole, after this you may experience having deer like shits

Holy shit that squirrel jus got token fucked in the ass

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021

Token

A person of color who goes along with a Caucasian group of ppl just 2 gain their acceptance because they are so blindly enchanted by their lives & melanin thinking it’s above their own ethnicity...

There was one lone TOKEN seen on camera amid the DC chaos & rioting...

by DtrainDre January 7, 2021