Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

pale and squishy

Description of a worm

Also see Rachel

What is that pale and squishy thing? Oh, it's just a worm. Or Rachel. Could be either...

by rvic May 25, 2014

Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010

Squishy

Cute and fluffy to such a degree that one can hardly stand looking at or experiencing such squishyness

That plant's leaves are shaped like hearts. It's the squishy-est plant I've ever seen! Oh my goodness. The squishy in it cannot be tamed.

by Nick Hutch October 3, 2022

Squishy Ball

A ball that is really squishy or is in term of slang in “balls” or “sex”

Squishy Balls

by Α January 13, 2022

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016