sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.

"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets

by kristinat September 30, 2007

tickle orgasm

With many people, especially women, it is possible to restrain and tickle torture an individual to the point of sexual climax.

"They tied her and tickled her bare feet. She laughed hysterically for several minutes, but then waves of pleasure began to wash over her, and she screamed in ecstacy as a powerful tickle orgasm overtook her."

by Hotfries August 19, 2008

Tickle Me Elmo

The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face

That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the tickle me elmo.

by Don'tWorryAboutIt December 8, 2007

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.

by Tarpie March 26, 2009

thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.

*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...

by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004