Snorting a rail of crushed thin mints off a chicks rack while you penetrate her vaginally or anally using mint toothpaste as Lube.
Man, I gave Stacy the thin mint thrusty last night and that shit was mint!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!
by Re-tard-ed-ness March 3, 2025
Get the Thin Mint Thrustymug. Duck: you know, iv got a lot of thinikgs (thin-ik-ings) on my mind.
Alex: Whats that mean?
duck: everything.
Alex: Whats that mean?
duck: everything.
by duck6996 August 8, 2021
Get the thinikgs (thin-ik-ings)mug. A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
Get the thin & crispy bitchmug. A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.
Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!
by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021
Get the Paper-Thin Disguisesmug. "What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?
"What?"
"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"
"What?"
"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"
by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022
Get the Wheat Thinmug. A thin layer (veneer) of shit stuck to your penis after doing anal sex. Sometimes visible sometimes not. Sometimes odourless and sometimes not.
I fucked this hot girl in the ass last night. On the ride home I could defined tell she left a thin veneer on my dick
by anonymous July 29, 2024
Get the Thin Veneermug. by boozefacts22 November 16, 2022
Get the Thin your Ginmug.