van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.

Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.

by vixvix March 02, 2009

van houtte

a coffee and baked goods based in quebec,canada

wanna go to van houtte ?
re : oh yeah lets get a Latte.

by blitzz September 07, 2007

van natten

the best family in the world. and the most awesome. anyone would be lucky to call themselves a van natten. and to meet us. we are like the chuck norris of last names.

"we are the van nattens and we are awesome."

by female dog. December 30, 2009

White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 08, 2018

van vohland

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.

Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...

by Mint Daddy February 02, 2018

tatey van

A van, which a man goes door to door selling potatoes in.

"Ey, did you catch the tatey van the other day?"

by sadistic oreo October 16, 2009

van tuka

A South African term which means for a very long time.

1 Van tuka it's been me and Brian.

2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve

"Van tuka" answered Princess

by Beast02 October 16, 2015