the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Tip Technique

When a male takes a photo of his penis, but only shows the tip of his penis.

Aaron: “bro how do end up getting so many girls?”

Chris: “I use the tip technique”

by The Sandy Clydesdale July 13, 2023

Hungarian Technique

The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.

Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.

by Parellas August 29, 2023

The Bendaj Technique

When confronted by disagreeable or annoying people, simply snub them and don't give a shit.

"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."

"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"

by james82192 September 20, 2023

Cursed Technique

The main power system of the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.

Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more

Gojo's cursed technique is limitless
:O

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 27, 2023

Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.

Im using the “peanut butter technique”

by Healthy alex July 12, 2022