Skull Snatching

When someone steals your hard earned skulls away from you

Hate: *sends funny msg and get 10 skulls*
Xawsty: *snatches skulls*
Hate: STOP SKULL SNATCHING

by hates my waifu 4 laifu August 20, 2022

Dragon Snatch

When a girl queefs and it stinks like dragon breath. Halitosis of the cunt. A pussy that smells like a rotting corpse in the summer. Rancid snatch.

As soon as she peeled off her panties, the whole room became filled with Dragon Snatch.

by Inspector Vaget December 8, 2018

Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.

"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."

by Orbyss November 13, 2011

Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining

It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.

by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013

tuna snatch

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse

"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"

by tuna69 October 20, 2011

snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018