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mutual procrastination

(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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mutual hosting

When a corporate boondoggle is so egregious and over the top that one firm cannot afford to host the event alone, either due to the actual cost or potential liability, the event must be mutually hosted by multiple firms.
Due to the level of drinking involved at the corporate ski trip, we are going with a mutual hosting plan for this boondoggle.
by idyt January 19, 2017
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mutually assured

to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone
now that i'm mutually assured i'll do the driveby with u boys
by teddyK September 13, 2003
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mutual

" hey you are my favorite mutual lilly.lolli.cat"
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Mutuals

Some of the best hottest people ever that don’t miss
I’m trying to glow up so I’m going to become mutuals with raggsterr cause raggsterrs mutuals are cute asf
by Raggsterrisamenace March 10, 2021
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It was mutual

The phrase you hear from someone who was heartbroken and is in denial, if you ever hear this phrase from someone, hug them, they need it
“I wasn’t dumped, it was mutual
Oh my god, I’m so sorry”
by Whythisword July 3, 2022
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