Cifi mon

Cute little boy

Cifi mon, come here. I have chocolates for you.

by Yoshioka Futaba March 3, 2020

Mons

A mons can find varies uses of a hoover - handy when dealing with a 1cm insect. However she can sometimes defend Brighton airport which isn't actually an airport... she is deluded about the area she lives in - she thinks its nice but in reality its got nothing on donny. Mons also cant live without a shads in her life, fully dependant on his existence. She is known to suck at naughts and crosses.

Karen stop being such a mons

Sorry, im being such a mons today

by shanica May 31, 2020

mon

an alternate spelling of moon, can mean whatever the user desires. can be used to express happiness, surprise, heartbreak, anger, and anything else.

usually followed by an emoji or emoticon

guy 1: Hey, how are you taking the breakup?
guy 2: mon 🥺💔

by skrrtskrrtbruv September 7, 2020

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Mon Man

A very sexy, cool, amazing girl who has an unfortunate nickname because her friends are mean.

person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."

by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012

fassy mons

Direct translation would be to mean "Fassy Man".
Common in Jamaican Patois vernacular, a slang term used to desribe a man who has obvious homosexual traits, or who you believe
to partake in homosexual activites.

-"Me see that mon over dere be wearin' tight pants and kissin and rubbin"
-"Pure fassy mons"

by j. breezy October 12, 2013

Dommit Mon

A word expressing any type of emotion, used at random moments and most commonly when something goes wrong or you hear bad news. However, it can be said whenever you feel like it; that's the point of the word.

Bob: We need 2 more dollars for this loud
Tracy: Dommit mon.

Joe: Hey guys.
Steve: Dommit mon.

Earl: Your mother is dead.
Bill: Dommit mon.

by Spotler September 24, 2011