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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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Itchy-Angel

The process of sucking on Angels ring worm located on her tit.
Ben: Yo chris what ever happened to you and angel last night?
Chris: Oh man what an amazing night we had! We stayed up all night doing the Itchy-Angel!
by JGGJR February 22, 2017
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itchy breast

Your going to get lucky tonight!! Or you have cancer
by Titsmcgee MD May 13, 2016
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Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.
by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016
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Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.
I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.
by Sewage moose February 3, 2018
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Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.
Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.
by latefordinner May 5, 2018
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itchy cock

Itchy cock is a new slogan to use around friends to look cool meaningawesome cock”
“hey! itchy cock!”
thanks dude 😋”
by @ladydimitrescuisamilf on tt February 7, 2021
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