Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot
by Estebe January 17, 2025
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peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.
wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.
by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
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Houston Trent

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.
David, you are such a Houston Trent
by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021
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Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant
Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!
by That_random318 January 10, 2023
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Houston Elliott

Guy 1: You ever hang out with Houston Elliott
Guy 2: Hell yeh he's the muthafuckin bomb!
by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011
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Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.
“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”
by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022
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Houston Hotbox

The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.
Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea
by inhaleball April 08, 2021
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