minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025

butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period

Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.

by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021

Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.

i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .

by harry prince October 16, 2011

crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

Texan Cramp

A bullet wound.

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023