Little chef

Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.

The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.

by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

ghetto chef

A cook that puts together a meal made from cheap, processed and prepackaged food.

Lunch tastes like shit, the the ghetto chef thinks KD & canmed tuna is a gourmet casserole.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

Ironic chef

A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten.

I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to elucidate its meaning.

by ... January 21, 2005

chef titardee

tit fucking a girl while eating chef boyardee

While watching sportscenter i started chef titardeeing my girlfriend.

by D&W words March 14, 2010

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009

chef's hat

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")

"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"

by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003