bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

Bonk

Sexual inter course

I bonked your mum mate

by Henry the hoover April 17, 2020

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

Bonk

Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.

AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk

by Gary The Flower January 6, 2022

Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024

bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.

He is bonking.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Bonk Gun

A term used for large guns in War Thunder. Most players usually classify guns of this type as those with a caliber of 37mm and up, as these are extremely powerful against planes.

XxOpaqueBoobsxX: I just got killed by a Ki-109
=BALD=McChicken: Which one’s that again?
XxOpaqueBoobsxX: The Japanese twin engine with the 75mm Bonk Gun.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022