by sierra m. August 23, 2006
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Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.
Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.
by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010
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To give a vigorous fucking to a member of the female species. In WuTang’s “Monument” feat. Busta Rhymes, Busta raps, “fuck a nigga broad till she tired and real calm” beating the brakes off the pussy is just that.
by blkzilla79 February 2, 2018
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Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.
A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.
Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.
A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.
by Holm3z Jr. March 18, 2008
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Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?
Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.
by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010
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NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!
had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!
beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!
beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
by michael foolsley September 7, 2011
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That is utterly disgusting - Greg
That is utterly disgusting - Greg
by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008
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