tyson

he is hot and wants to fuck every girl he dates, he is very dirty minded and he looks and touches every girls ass. he forces you to kiss him and he has a giant dick. he is a big whore/hoe/slut. he is a weakling and a pussy. he is scared of lots of things. he dates ever girl that likes him and every girl he meets. he is fat and can be a cunt sometimes

tyson is hoe.

by tyson's girlfriend charlie June 2, 2019

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep

by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020

Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.

Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”

by Olivehead September 20, 2018

Tyson Lewis

A cool guy with a massive penis.

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s

by NotTyson September 11, 2020

Tyson

Great guy super charming but tends to over think thing, He is sometimes quite and chill but a great leader and role model to his peers. Shows nothing but loyalty and is respected as he respects others, but he is never to quite to let people know when something is not right.

Tyson is strong willed only letting himself stand in front of him taking responsibility for his own short comings

by New day & age February 27, 2022

Tyson

A guy that’s good at every sport. He will always have you back and will always care for you. He’s nice, funny, and outgoing. Always wanting to help others. He is usually tall and very athletic. He is one of those guy that can talk to his friend a lot but when he talks to the girl he likes it’s hard. He will probably try to impress you but get worried he did something wrong

Person: Hey who’s that guy that signed up for every sport?
Other person: That’s Tyson

by Somebody_not_important October 1, 2019