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starbucks drinker

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
by AragornElessar November 14, 2009
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Starbucks High

The sensation one receives after slamming a triple shot caramel macchiato. Side effects may include; trembling hands, massive head aches, and irregular heart beat.

Also known as a caffeine high.
Dude, I haven't had any caffeine in several months but today I just had to have grab some coffee and it gave me a massive Starbucks High!
by xGORBAGx January 21, 2009
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Starbucks single

Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.
Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.
by procrastinator2007 February 19, 2007
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Starbucks Mou

Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically
Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go
by Instagram @askz_officialz April 4, 2019
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Starbucks drizzle

A fucking giant glob of caramel or chocolate sauce
by Yupyupyuuup September 18, 2016
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Starbucks Gay

The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.
Oh wow, Niko is *definitely* a Starbucks gay! Look at him!
by glitterstar August 10, 2019
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starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 April 6, 2016
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