snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
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snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
by WhydoIive December 13, 2016
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Avaginal Snowman

When a girl puts ice cubes in her vagina and when the ice melts the water is drank by someone else. Wether from a cup or directly from the vagina.
I had an avaginal snowman last night to cool off from the summer heat.
by Avaginal snowman February 14, 2016
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Dripping Snowman

When a girl gets all her holes creampied by a group of guys
“Me and the gang gave Brooke a dripping snowman, best night of her life!”
by snowmachine69 August 03, 2018
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Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.
"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"
by groimsley December 10, 2010
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The Snowman

The action of climbing up a tree and masturbating whilst crying. In reference to Margaret Atwoods character Snowman’s actions on page 134 of the novel Oryx and Crake.
I climbed up a tree outside of my crushes house last night. She had a guy in there so I pulled the snowman
by Kinger13 November 22, 2022
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Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 30, 2018
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