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C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful
Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor
by BDE>bde October 20, 2025
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Section 59

A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.
Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.
My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.
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election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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Section 3

A group of people that love and support each other

Derived from Ivey School of Business' Section 3 class of 24'
Wow look at Section 3 they are the best section!
by bamhurgerr April 5, 2023
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section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016
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Section VI

A Section VI or Section 6 is a sexual act where a women (usually your mama) lets me rub my Wang on her C-section scar while we watch the movie Stripes and drink RC Cola from her diaphragm
I ran into your mom when I was out last night and things took a weird turn when she took me to her place and gave me a Section VI then drove me home
by millpool21 December 5, 2021
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