A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.
by Jaxg June 22, 2022
Get the Shell of a manmug. When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell
Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017
Get the Turtle shellmug. The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.
George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.
by dannyp76 September 4, 2011
Get the Conch Shelledmug. V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.
Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009
Get the Turtle Shellingmug. by Crackwhoremagazine July 17, 2012
Get the pink shellmug. A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.
by I'm a Sean Bradfield lover December 13, 2016
Get the Shell Shockmug. A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013
Get the Crushing of the Shellmug.