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Rig Bitch

( n): A woman, usually good looking and working as a medic in the oil patch. These women work for long periods of time and are surrounded by the same crew of rig pigs. After so long, a Rig Bitch becomes overwhelmed with hormones and will allow several of the formentioned rig-pigs, often with small 2.5 inch cocks, to perform carnal acts on her every orifice. Sometimes up to 3-4 rig-pigs will participate in the coitus at one time
That Rig Bitch is awesome! She let me give her the New Jersey Meat Hook and then 4 of us ran a train on her!
by KateAk44 May 25, 2007
mugGet the Rig Bitchmug.

stellar rig

I have a stellar rig.
by PimpDaddyCrackDealeh February 5, 2014
mugGet the stellar rigmug.

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
mugGet the rig hornymug.

Junky rig

Hitting a cart with USB cord stripped of all its wires except the positive and negative.
I'm fiending rn and I lost my bat, let's make a junky rig.
by fienniggahours October 23, 2019
mugGet the Junky rigmug.

Big Rig

Guy: what a big rig
Guy 2: yeah I know right what a unit #teamstade
by gayn1bba October 13, 2018
mugGet the Big Rigmug.

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing
We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.
by smarteepants May 10, 2012
mugGet the Monkey-rigmug.

fucktciously-rig

1. A repair that is very ugly and or is likely to fail a week or two after the repair is made.

2. To modify something in a way to defy authority or the law. Such as "fixing" a cable box to get free premium channels, jail braking an iPhone or a sawing-off a shotgun.

3. A politically correct way to say nigger-rig.
When my computer power supply quit, I need to order a new one on-line. Until it came in, I was able to fucktciously-rid my computer with another power supply that was too large to fit inside the computer case.

He was so audacious the way if fucking rigged that shit up with duck tape. It was truly fucktciously-rigged
by ratnard August 18, 2013
mugGet the fucktciously-rigmug.

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