Piano

A dildo u put in ur ass

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Carson Piano

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by Stormispoggers July 21, 2022

Piano accordian

Father (I miss you)

Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead

by Bank....?, February 11, 2021

Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.

"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"

by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 23, 2025

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 16, 2024

Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.

Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?

by John Henry Cabbott May 03, 2021