Cat nonce

Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat
Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat
by Repro March 29, 2020
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nonce fodder

1. (noun) A young child, dressed to impress.

2. exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.
1. Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you.

2. Oh nonce fodder
by Kristofa January 31, 2005
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Nonce nugget

A Werthers Original
Werthers Original sweets... sweets that old men give to children... = Nonce nuggets
by mrbisq July 4, 2011
mugGet the Nonce nuggetmug.

Nonce Patrol

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.
"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
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Nonce Hunter

Someone who scavenges the worlds for dirty paedophiles
"Stacy saw a nonce hunter last week in the woods"
by Dirty Bobby Ewell January 19, 2020
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Matt Nonced

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009
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FC Nonce

A football club based around the world, most likely Sunderland, and consists of many famous Nonces in the world, including Winger/Midfielder Adam Johnson
P1: You see that bloke over there?
P2: what about him?
P1:He plays for FC Nonce he does
P2: thanks for telling me, i'll keep my kids away from him
by TheCommunistFly March 5, 2020
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