"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015
Get the clam cardmug. An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
Get the Shit cardmug. An emo card is short for 'emotional card', which can be two things.
A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.
B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.
A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.
B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.
A: Oh nice. Joe Butthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous I am. Too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!
B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)
B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)
by Bored-with-bullshit March 13, 2011
Get the emo cardmug. 1.Alternative method of payment to Cash in Strip Clubs during private dances. Refered to ironically. The swiping of a Credit Card against a womans shaven Gash to process the payment.
2.Feminine offering; offering sex as payment as a alternative to Cash
2.Feminine offering; offering sex as payment as a alternative to Cash
Example:
1.
Stipper: Do you want more?
Nick: I dont have any cash right now; can I use my Gash card instead?
2.
Landlord: I have come to collect the rent
Karen: Im broke; do you take Gash?
Landlord: Why, yes I do.
1.
Stipper: Do you want more?
Nick: I dont have any cash right now; can I use my Gash card instead?
2.
Landlord: I have come to collect the rent
Karen: Im broke; do you take Gash?
Landlord: Why, yes I do.
by Homak October 21, 2011
Get the Gash Cardmug. by SkaterChills12345 May 24, 2011
Get the Butt Cardmug. by rT Gravity August 13, 2019
Get the Reverse Cardmug. Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.
Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.
Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.
by xokbok October 19, 2015
Get the hormone cardmug.