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Boston Bun Missile

the act of of sliding your erect and throbbing member in between the buttox of a willing (or unwilling) female. This act is commonly used as a variant of the "titty fuck" and the "buttsex" methods of getting off. The BBM (as is commonly called) can be used when Anal sex is unwanted or flat out denied by the female (as the penis doesn't in fact penetrate the sphincter, it just slides between the buttcheeks).

Great for a first date when she "doesn't do anal".
"hey hussy! can I stick it in your butt? no? how bout a Boston Bun Missile?"

*she agrees, you proceed with the maneuver*
by Shane F and Co. June 30, 2008
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Cuban Missile

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.
Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"
by lampreyjaws April 5, 2014
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The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018
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calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile
by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011
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missile-seeking heat

A horny woman. The opposite of a heat-seeking missile: a horny man.
julie is hanging all over that guy. she is a missile-seeking heat tonight!
by kipseeks June 1, 2009
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Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.
Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”
by Thottieslayer June 23, 2018
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guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.
Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.
by No Hemingway August 11, 2017
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