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michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
michael is a common boring average name
by slayerr August 30, 2007
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Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand
Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010
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Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset
Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you
by redrubyroses May 25, 2018
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Michael

A person who loves Michael
by Loganmatthew111 August 31, 2019
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Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look it’s Michael (GOALS)
by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018
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Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need
Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with
by Lil big mike January 13, 2020
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Michael

Woah that michael is really black
by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019
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