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Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.
Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
by tacoboutit July 2, 2017
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Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
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Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.
by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
by Poetmama December 17, 2018
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Jordan

He is very smart in school subjects and gets great grades, but logically is the stupidest thicc boi ever. Eats more food than like everybody combined, but is as thicc as paper. Is a kind boi, but if he has a meltdown you better run. Jordan goes to middle school and thinks most peeps there are stupid even though he goes there himself. He believes boogie boarding is the thing to do with his friends. Jordan is also part of the siniGANG. Jordan is Filipino and European. Jordan is older than his sis, but is way shorter than his twin sis. Jordan is dumb and takes dares and once ate a rock in 2nd grade while still being a teachers pet. Once Jordan stapled a staple to his skin because he thought it would it would be funny, but the boi actually dumb.
Jordan slid under the door cause he so skinny but thicc too
by HydrototheSksksksksk September 2, 2019
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Jordan

A very nice, and smart person, he will always brighten your day. If u see any Jordan say hi and make him your friend because any Jordan can brighten u up
Did u see that. I talked with a cool kid named Jordan. He is really cool!!
by Kylie Paris April 1, 2017
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