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Jeremy

a guy that doesn't like the number 0, has two sisters and a brother, and is addicted to baseball.
Speaker A: Oh my gosh! Have you met Amanda's brother?

Speaker B: No. Why?

Speaker A: He is such a Jeremy!
by Rose Katherine December 15, 2008
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Jeremy

The name 'Jeremy' is only given to boys whose penis's can't be seen by the naked human eye. Usually Jeremy's do not only have tiny penis's, but they are also faggots that like to go around making random sexual noises.
This guy was making sexual noises for no reason, and then asked me to give him a blow job. I said I would, but unfortunately his dick was too small, so I was unable to put it into my mouth. His name must've been Jeremy.
by Liamthepimp August 22, 2014
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Jeremy

A Jeremy is a shitty dad. Calls his son a prick. Fucks any Mexican he can get his hands on, not to mention minor Mexicans, would have had several baby mommas if his Sperm actually worked, he has a tiny penis he is a shower not a grower
Did you hear Jeremy’s Sperm doesn’t work?
I almost fucked Jeremy last night but his dick got hard but it was the same length as it was soft 4 inches
by Jeremyhater24 November 17, 2018
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Jeremy

A real fuckboy

Doesn't care about anyone's feelings. Is just a general fuckboy. He isn't even good looking he is a fat stub little idiot. He is also a pedophile. He asks girls way younger than him to send them nudes
"Ohh man jeremy is onto his next girlfriend, he just dates her for a week and dumps her."
by Cuckboii June 26, 2017
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Jeremie

A wannabe thug who likes to say the N-word. His idea of a crime is stealing candy from the side walk.
But he's too nice so he gives it back to the side walk.

Often poor and looking to cause trouble.

Says the n word a lot in front of white people to assert dominance.
What a fucking jeremie. Why did he stop picking me my fucking cotton.
by Comrad Elmo February 2, 2020
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jeremy

a word used to replace the word 'egg' in a sentence.sacarstic/derogatory-/humourous manner
Hey!how do you want your jeremys cooked?
jeremy fu-yong.
"Ah,that guy is such a jeremy head."
The sperm penetrates the outer side of the female jeremy.
george bush is a jeremy.
by jerifool April 13, 2009
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Jeremied

To do something with that has disastrous effects on others
I was half asleep and Jeremied your phone by dropping it in the toilet
by lazyman24 May 26, 2011
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