lady junk

Not the booty but all that other junk 'down there'

"My ass is sore after that bike ride but not nearly as sore as my lady junk"

by mandylouise June 25, 2007

junk sick

1. the nausea commonly experienced by narcotics users after the drug begins to wear off.

2. withdrawals caused by using narcotics, similar to the symptoms of the flu.

+ I'm junk sick from all the percocet I railed last night.

+ I feel all shaky and horrible, like I'm gonna puke. I must be junk sick again.

+ you must be sick from all that junk you've been shooting.

by cafebrulot November 14, 2006

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 08, 2019

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

by sap sucker July 26, 2015

Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag

Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...

by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009