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fountain talk

When you are arguing over whether or not Trey Songz has a fountain in his yard.
No more fountain talk because does it really matter if he has a fountain in his yard or not?
by Sportychick986 September 23, 2020
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Fountain of Youth

A pedophile's meat.
by John, A Goat from Space November 4, 2011
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shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.
by Cummy worm October 29, 2010
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fountain of youth

euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
by Algernon June 26, 2007
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Fountain of Youth

A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.
(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."
by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009
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Water Fountain

When a girl gives a man a blow job and the man finishes inside the girl's mouth. The girl will then snowball the sperm back to the man. The man will subsequently lay on his back while the girl punches him as hard as she can in the stomach. The force of the punches will cause the man to spit the sperm into the air causing a water fountain effect.
Wendy punched Bill so hard that his water fountain splattered all over the ceiling.
by Dave & Heather January 16, 2008
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fountain of youth

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain
I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.
by mike ellisio November 19, 2007
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