by tj September 3, 2004

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.
by deRutte November 13, 2007

by Sam Howat April 10, 2012

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.
When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.
by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

by Folkens March 9, 2012

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.
Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.
Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.
I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.
Girl, that’s the handy dangle!
Girl, that’s the handy dangle!
by MIndura January 3, 2019

A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder
by dave ledford November 2, 2011
