Cereal box connection

When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.

Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?

Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.

by Thescallywagger April 06, 2015

Hobby Lobby Connection

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

by RagtagSoldier13 June 30, 2010

fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.

"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."

by Roy K June 10, 2005

Backbone Connection

a fast internet connection usually ordered by dull internet dorks that want to download at speeds of 1000,000kbps

an ATM connection
4Mbps+ connection

by SoliD_SnakE June 29, 2004

Miami House Connection

A group of three djs that can spin amazing house and trance music.

I went to see Miami House Connection the other day and i just wanted to fap to how good they were.

by a1ch3mist September 14, 2009

(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

Bean & Rice Connection

When the brown man and the white man come together to pwn noobs and take back the reigns of SC2 from the Asians.

I tried to Void Ray rush these to guys today and ended up getting fucking pwnd. Turns out they were the Bean & Rice Connection

by McSkrillz October 09, 2010