mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.

Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.

by xHotSauce April 24, 2020

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Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.

Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

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Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

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Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

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A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.

I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.

by noirfra September 3, 2024

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