Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.

"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"

by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 18, 2019

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Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

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dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex

come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex

by Grrryn April 09, 2021

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