march 26th

march 26th the day you bully your short friend! if you have a short friend make sure to bully them!

look it’s march 26th! the day i get to bully my short friend!

by AsianFlake March 25, 2021

March 26th

National Vala Vegan day. A day to celebrate Vala and her purple hair.

Oh I'm sorry I can't go to the gym, its March 26th

by valavegan March 28, 2021

april 26th

day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt

friend: did you guys april 26th?

guy: hell yeah we did.

by vampdiaroes69 March 31, 2021

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 26th

International Empty Set Day is celebrated on March 26th.

Wherein we celebrate having, being, and doing all the things we expressly don't have, aren't, and won't be doing.

Person 1: “It’s March 26th, what have you not accomplished so far?”

Person 2: “I'm proud of each and every one of the 0 doctorate degrees I've earned!”

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021

November 26th

HEAR YEA HEAR YE. I HEREBY DOUB THE 26TH DAY OF NOVEMBER AS AN ANNUAL DAY OF OOPSIES. ANY OOPSIES MADE ON OOPSIES DAY SHALL BE FORGOTTEN AND FORGIVEN ALL ONE HAS TO DO IS DECLARE THESE WORDS “Oopsies🤷 ♀️” OR “Oopsies poopsies” AND SAID OOPSIES WILL VANISH. An oopsies will only be forgiven if it was committed and declared an oopsies on NOVEMBER 26TH (this does not include Murder, Burglary, embezzlement, mostly illegal things, and severe betrayal)

Bri: “Ew you made out with him?!”

Emily: *checks phone, sees its November 26th* Oopsies poopsies

Bri: Oh ok. Anyways what do you want for dinner?

by Oopsies_11/26 November 26, 2024