Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.

Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...

by grundlerooski May 19, 2011

testicology

The passionate study of all attributes and physiology of the male mammalian sex organs known as testicles!

Dan has just begun and is majoring the highly respected field of science called Testicology at medical school.

by SupremeProfanity April 30, 2014

Tastist

a person who believes that a particular taste is superior to another

Jimmy: Hey Chris, you want to go grab some brunch? The diner around the corner has some great French Toast.
Chris: Yeah no thanks. I only eat spicy foods. I find the other tastes to be inferior.
Jimmy: You're such a tastist.

by FJA4 January 8, 2015

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Testascope

When you use a testicle as a microscope, normally to look at how small your penis is.

Person 1: So that's when i grabbed his testicle and used it to try and find his penis.
Person 2: Oh yeah i've done that, got to love a Testascope

by LittlePrettyQueef September 2, 2015

Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles

"Wow what a testicle smasher!'

by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016