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Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!
by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011
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teenage moustache

Guys who just hit puberty who can't fucking shave their nasty-ass "moustaches" because they're too afraid to ask their daddy for a razor. Not dark, but noticable hair on a guy's upper lip. So gross.
by Super Cool Cat. October 23, 2004
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8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.
by Predeckis April 28, 2006
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Slippery Tiernan

When you "accidentally" slip an object (usually a laser gun) between somebodies two butt cheeks.
Guy- "WTF, you just gave me a slippery Tiernan!"
Other Guy- "Sorry, it was an accident."

Guy- "Hehe. I just gave you a Slippery Tiernan."
Loose Girl- "Really? I didn't even notice."
by anonymous1234246623465 October 5, 2011
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teenage routine

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep
"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"
by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009
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teeana

a complete goddess among people. A Teeana is better than anyone else and she knows it.
look at her, flawless, what a teeana
by justeeana July 24, 2015
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Teenager

people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:

1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)

most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:

1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can

relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!

2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)

3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)

4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
by conservative February 11, 2007
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